RAD NEW CAMERA IN THE A2B HOUSE, VHOLDR CONTOUR HD

A super badass camera has landed in the hands of Elgee compliments of Z-Dawg. The VHOLDR CONTOUR HD just came onboard the A2B house today and will be making the trip to Fruita for the First MSC race of the season. I won't be racing because as you all know I'm now reitred, but I will be riding my arse off and will check out this tasty new toy at the race venue..this outta be good, stay tuned, I'm kind of in a hurry, more later.

Killer easy editing software...I like that

FIXIE SHMIXIE

Hipsters in London crushin it mod style...look out below.

THE FRIGHTENING BUNCH CRASH AT LA FLECHE WALLONNE

This crash from just a couple of days ago is pretty good documentation of the risks of professional road racing, and why these guys are BAD ASS. HATE to see this...

LA FLE'CHE WALLONNE, CADEL EVANS TELLS CONTASNORE TO STICK THE FINGER

The three big stories of 2010 thus far, Cancellera, Horner, now Evans

In case you missed the mid week classic news from Belgium this week, Alberto Contasnore attempted to pull his finger out at Fleche Wallone when Cadel Evans, the world road champion said not so fast my

frieng. Evans was able to take the win at the summit of the Mur De Huy and take a monster victory. Not sure if this result is to be expected in the classics yet to come, but it does make things a little more intriguing.

That's going to leave a mark...

It aint all a bowl of cherries out there gents...

all photos from cyclingnews.com

WANNA RACE CX NEXT TO MONSTER TRUCKS?

And race in a demolishin derby arena full of 5000 fans at the New Jersey State Fair? SpectaCross is your race. This looks rather entertaining for an event in New Jersey, where I was born and raised by the way. I wonder if the race is opened by Bruce Springsteen and Bon Jovi singing the National Anthem?

CAN A SHOP IN THE USA PLEASE ORDER THESE?

I want several of these "Skullies" right now, this is the official light of Cult Cross 2011, all though I'm not sure ya can get em here.

A2B BRINGS TO YOU, PORN, BEER PORN

I drank two of these babies at the Longmont OBB on the eve of Boulder-Roubaix (which rocks by the way) and man they were delish, I'm not sure what it is about OBB brews, but man, they both kick and kick my arse, and that is a very good thing indeed.

Gubna Imperial IPA from OnSight Media on Vimeo.

THE CONFERENCE BIKE, FILED UNDER WTF?

After a typical Amy Hermes encounter at Yeti's Grind in Eagle today, I was directed to the following hardware attached to wheels. I introduce to you the conference bike. I believe the center device is perfectly designed to hold a keg, of Ten Fidy. Can you imagine the Cluster Fuck this thing would provide. I want to be one of the morons in the front facing backwards. This brings an entire new meaning to seven monkees fucking a football. I think this should be a race class at the 24 Hours of Moab this year....I'm not so sure if it has brakes or if it actually stops itself after running over the people on the front after they fall off from laughing their asses off...

Is that "Meatloaf" sitting in the front seat with the blue shirt on?

This is how you sell em, get six people on there for a test ride with some rastafarian dude who just burned a big ol spleeeeefe. You'd make more money selling fresh underwear to the people who just got of this fucker after two laps with this guy driving.