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Wednesday, July 13, 2011

A BETTER DAY....MICHAEL SMITH OF ESPN PAYS A VISIT...

Yesterday was a fuck up, I found out my car is broken big time, just under $3000 to fix my air conditioning and have my head gaskets replaced (guess I was due after 172,000 miles and not having to make payments for several years), money I do not have, then I lost my wallet, which was found and returned by one of Longmont's finest business's, Red Frog Coffee, then I went for a road spin to move some Lactic from getting throttled by five hours with Jake Wells on the road bike the day before, and I double flatted after tearing a $100 road tire on somtin. So it was kind of a fucked up day, on top of Douche Bag of the Year A2B nominee being a fuckstick, Michael Smith of ESPENIS, as so well stated in a reply to Stevil's Facebook pic post.

So today had to be a little better at least, and it was. Another mega miler on the road on a perfect Western Kansas day, I highly recommend this route to you sometime, ride to the north entrance of Carter Lake State Park, then come back through the park, and add miles as needed, there are 50 choices.


From there things got really good, as this picture which was put together by a rather infamous blogger, which has a link right here on A2B, was tossed up on the pages of Facebook for the rest of the cycling world to enjoy. This picture shows ESPN reporter Michael Smith (who incidentally was not on "Around the Horn" today, a show he is normally aired on daily), with a penis for a microphone which somehow ended up in the same toilet as the Martin Erzinger photo several months ago. Below is the picture just before I shat right on this DB's head.....

Join the Facebook page against this raging arsehole HERE
And below Michael Smith of ESPN is trying to swim down the toilet hole with the same penis being smashed into his fat head. I did'nt know this guy could swim so well, but check out that back stroke!

This will be the last post on A2B regarding the Michael Smith comments regarding the car/cyclist incident in the Tour De France this week which could have easily taken the life of one or more riders in a breakaway attempt on an incredible day of bike racing. I'm glad Michael Smith or one of his family members or close friends did not happen to be standing in the spot where this debacle took place and gotten smooshed. The fact that a professional sports reporter/announcer found this incident "hilarious", and repeated this over and over again via Twitter and infuriated the people who both enjoy watching and participating in the sport of cycling is beyond me. This "man" who makes his living by reporting on the celebration of sport, missed one of the most courageous moments in recent cycling and sport history, because it was really something, to watch Flecha and Hoogerland both limp back on their bikes broken and torn, and not angry, and complete the task. Watching Hoogerland pull on the polka dots with tears streaming down his face after this horrific event was priceless, and to see the broken heart of his father and how proud he must have been to ride with Johnny H. the next day must have been surreal, amazing, and a day he will never forget as long as he lives. I'll be damned that if one of or both of these warriors finish the tour that it won't be an incredibly emotional moment when they cross the line in Paris, it'll just be one fine story if they pull it off, and I won't miss it.  I could care less if Michael Smith ever watches or gets on a bike in his life, you bastard, you laughed at the incident that produced this image, and your Karma is gonna suck for a long time.

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

I'VE REALLY TRIED TO "CALM" MY RANTING ON A2B AS OF LATE...

But FUCK this guy Michael Smith who is a commentator for ESPN, read his response to the car accident RIGHT HERE.

I refuse to post the video, but the result is seen below on the bod of Johnny Hoogerland, Michael Smith of ESPN tweeted that he thought this crash was hilarious, and continued to run his opinion into the ground just to piss off the cycling world. He'll get his. Douche
Hoogerland and Flecha had one of the most courageous finishes in Tour De France history, after one or both could have been killed by the most irresponsible move I've ever seen in a bike race, by a driver. Smith has made the official A2B "Douche Bag of the Year" ballot for 2011.

Mr. Flecha, all class.....

Sunday, July 10, 2011

SO BESIDES WANTING TO CUT THE NUTSACK OFF THE DRIVER AT THE TOUR.....

The front range went off Crit racing this weekend, and it was good to see J Dubs down here mixing it up with the huge and monster field at the North Boulder Park Crit today, and many of the same at the BRC Criteriums yesterday where I had the honor to call the action. The pro field today in Boulder was just beyond description to watch, you guys are freekin nuts, well done.

Burnsy lines it up
Burnsy Time Trialin and runnin from the moto
Some kid trying to break his skull
Where in the world is J Dubs?
Davis Phinney making a special guest appearance, talking about the old Coors Classic Days on this same course...
Pro field was ridiculous
The Alley way, a Boulder Classic
Chaos

Friday, July 8, 2011

CHRIS HORNER AINT FUCKIN AROUND, HE'S OUT.

This Tour has been a bigger mess than usual week one, the big names are tumbling one by one and going home, and it blows. What a waste, so many of the names I wanted to watch for three weeks are done, and for what? The fact that they are all ending up dumped in ditches and battered simply sucks. "That's the Tour during week one" is plain and simply bullshit. To win by default and bad luck aint no fun. It's been a clusterfuck in 2011, and once we get past these 200km stages where Cavendish rides hard for 100m and wins, then we can get down to business, after he drops out or misses the cut. I just hate to see so many of the top names done, and in the ditch. Fuck.

This video of Chris Horner is sad at best, and it bums me out.

Thursday, July 7, 2011

THE 29TH ANNUAL DAVOS DASH.....DONE

Last eve on the same fabled hill climb which has tormented local Vail Valley mountain bike racers for twenty eight years previous, the Davos Dash Hill climb took place. Jay Henry fresh off his second place effort at the Firecracker 50 just two days prior, rocked a time of 17:08 over the three mile plus climb for the victory. Josiah Middaugh and Jake Wells rounded out the Podge, Gretchen Reeves took the women's title, and Courtney Wuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuzup Gregory was crowned SS champ. On top of this Peter Davis took the guy who is riding in the wrong age class to the wood shed, and all was correct with the world.
 
Jay Henry wins
Josiah, second
Wells third
Oliver wants to puke
Wuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuzup
Gretchen Reeves wins
Yogi
Gould
Dawes
Mayhem on the final climb
 Rockstar
Ciro
 Then puke at the end, the perfect way to finish Davos! Let's Drink!

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

2011 FIRECRACKER 50 AND THEN SOME......

What a weekend, road racing, calling the Firecracker 50, mountain biking in Eagle, and still here enjoying the high country for another day. Colin Cares, Jay Henry, and Kelly McGelky threw down at the 50, and Pua Mata finally broke through and absolutely decimated the women's field in Breckenridge on July 4th in one of the country's premier events.
 
July 4thers line Main Street in Breck awaiting the start of the 50 and the parade.
Westy Leads a group out on course, 54 miles of pain and suffering this year.
The Men's open field ready to roll
Colin Cares takes the win by just over one minute over Eagle's Jay Henry, fresh blood on the top spot in 2011

Jay and Colin discuss the day of racing
Eddie Clark taking photos for Mountain Flyer Mag

1.Care 2. Henry 3. McGelky 4. Smith
Pua Mata all smiles after her convincing victory
Strange Bird indeed....
And of course prime Eagle Singletrack