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Wednesday, January 30, 2008

ADDICTED TO BICYCLES AUTOPSY TEAM REVEALS TRUE CAUSE OF DEATH OF HEATH LEDGER

IT APPEARS THE REAL CAUSE OF DEATH FOR ACTOR HEATH LEDGER WAS AN ENLARGED SPHINCTER WHICH MAY HAVE DEVELOPED DURING THE FILMING OF "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN". HEATH WAS UNABLE TO KEEP FOOD IN HIS SYSTEM BECAUSE OF THIS PROBLEM AND MAY HAVE PASSED OUT SIMPLY FROM BEING SO DAMN HUNGRY....WE BELIEVE THE TENT SCENE MAY HAVE DONE HIM IN...SO MUCH FOR GOIN FISHIN.

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