EARLY CULT CROSS FAVORITE EMERGES

An Early favorite has emerged with only nine weeks until the first CULT CROSS race at the Eagle Fairgrounds. Suffering through unprecedented training sessions, this black bear has emerged as the early odds on favorite to take the pro division of the Cult Cross series in the Vail Valley this spring. This bear has been seen doing hundreds of laps in prepartation on this old school Raleigh while he awaits shipment of his new custom Independent Fabrication Cross bike. When asked what he thought his chances were of taking the first ever CULT CROSS pro title, the bear responded by saying "I'll just eat the fucking competiton up". He then proceeded to crap out the remains of Ryan Trebon, who was last seen wreathing on the ground in pain at KCCX.