BREAKING NEWS
ADDICTED TO BICYCLES NAILS THE CARCASS PREDICTION
HILLARY GETS FLOGGED LIKE A SOW IN IOWA
WE BELIEVE THE PICTURE OF HILLARY BELOW MAY HAVE COST HER
Addicted to Bicycles predicts a historical day in the Iowa Carcass tomorrow. On the Democrat's side we think Obama will take a squeeker. On the Republican side, we predict a landslide victory for Chuck Norris who is running on the "I'm personally going to dig that scumbag rat Osama out of his hole and double back kick his maggot infested beard up his ass" platform.
Funny, no matter who the next abuse absorbing schmuck is, that becomes our next el Presidente, my life will not change one iota. I will still continue to pay an idiot's fee for gasoline and watch the cost of living go through the roof all the while I'M STILL RIDING MY BIKE.
CHEERS!
just so long as we get this MORON out of office. 
And then there is this, hmmmm interesting. Is that Monica Lewinsky she is counciling on the art of Billatio? Watch out for those choppers!
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