THE FORGOTTEN ANGLER

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Monday, February 11, 2008

NEXT TIME I GET SUCKER PUNCHED IN A BAR I WANT THIS RABBIT ON MY SIDE

CHECK OUT THIS BAD ASS...

TWO WORDS TO SUM UP BIKER SKI DAY 2008

HOT DAMN!

Thursday, February 7, 2008

I'M REALLY NOT SURE WHAT THESE GUYS WON...

But I'd be willing to bet that one of you chics out there might be able to give us some insight on that. These may be the guys referred to in the Viagra commercial regarding the "perma-boner". Please consult your physician immediately or consult the women of "High Maintenance" for your remedy fellas.

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

EXCITING ROAD RACING NEWS FOR THE LOCAL SCENE..


MARK YOUR CALENDERS ROAD RACERS

JUNE 14TH AND 15TH

ROAD RACE WHICH WILL BE AN OUT AND BACK FROM DOTSERO TO BURNS AND BACK.

AND..A CRIT IN GLENWOOD SPRINGS. STAY TUNED FOR MORE DETAILS.

AND THE WINNER IS..IN THE EAGLE RANCH 27TH PRECINCT.

THE 27TH PRECINCT (EAGLE RANCH) UNANIMOUSLY VOTED FOR THIS GUY AS OBAMA GAINED NEARLY 78% OF THE DEMOCRATIC CAUCUS VOTE ON SUPER TUESDAY AT THE COUNTY BUILDING. WHY AM I ENDORSING THIS GUY? I THINK WE NEED SOMEONE WHO THE WORLD WILL ACTUALLY LIKE, TO HELP MOVE US FORWARD OUT OF THIS INCREDIBLY DEEP INTERNATIONAL DEBACLE AND HOLE G.W. HAS POUNDED US INTO. AND IN MY PERSONAL OPINION, WHICH MAY NOT MEAN A RATS ASS TO YOU, OBAMA IS THAT GUY.
OBAMA 5 DELEGATES, HILLARY 1 DELEGATE FROM THE 27TH PRECINCT.
AND IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A FUTURE MAYOR OF EAGLE WHO WILL WORK IN THE BEST INTEREST OF THE CYCLING COMMUNITY, MAINTAINING OUR PRICELESS OPEN SPACE AND KEEPING THE MIDDLE CLASS OF EAGLE COUNTY A REALITY...ARN MENCONI WILL BE YOUR GUY..

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

EAGLE RANCH POWDER SKIING, CULT CROSS COURSE REVIEW, SNOW SNOW MORE FREEKIN SNOW

In the first annual powder skiing championship at Eagle Ranch, these tracks were thrown down behind the elementary school, watch out for that sagebrush boys and girls! Who'd a thunk it, powder skiing vertical at Eagle Ranch, get outta here...

And then there is this...the Cult Cross course six weeks out

THE MAN OF A MILLION EXCUSES...MITT ROMNEY

MITT ROMNEY TRIES TO SHOW US HOW BIG HE WISHED HIS BALLS WERE
PICTURED ABOVE IS THE "MAN OF A MILLION EXCUSES". I MEAN REALLY MITT, CANT YOU JUST FESS UP AND SAY OUT LOUD..."THE REASON I AM NOT GETTING ENOUGH VOTES ON SUPER TUESDAY IS BECAUSE I SUCK"...CMON BROTHERIN, TAKE SOME RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR OWN STANCE WOULD YA. I THINK IT IS FAIR TO SAY THAT THE REASON YOU ARE NOT GETTING THE CAUCUS VOTES IS BECAUSE YOUR PLATFORM PRETTY MUCH SUCKS.

AND IT JUST KEEPS COMING...CULT CROSS MAY BE SNOW CROSS.

IF IT WERE NOT FOR DAYS LIKE THIS, I WOULD DEFINITELY CRUSH THE GROUND HOGS SKULL.