BALLS TO THE WALL FISHING

The only place to stay current on the latest manic ramblings from the Florida Panhandle.

CHEEKY FLY REELS, THE OFFICIAL REEL OF BALLS TO THE WALL FISHING

Monday, February 27, 2017

"SOME TRIED TO RIDE IT"

A BUNCH OF PRETTY COCKY LADS I'D SAY.....

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE....

The hey day of true cross country mountain biking. 314 men and 89 women racing.

Monday, February 20, 2017

THE A2B DOUCHEBAG OF THE YEAR FOR 2016, AND EVERY YEAR FORWARD IS....DRUM ROLL PLEASE, DONALD TRUMP

As if that was a difficult decision. This guy is perhaps the biggest fucking asshole to place his feet on the dirt of this earth. MEGA Douchebag of the Year. You are welcome. 

Sunday, February 12, 2017

ANNOYING SKI VIDEO #305, NO MUSIC NEEDED. OH WAIT, MUSIC NEEDED.

Have I ever mentioned that the skiing during the week at The Legend, otherwise know as #legending, is absolutely amazing. Yeah, yeah there is a big old expansion coming into the fabled terrain of the Steep Gullies and The Beavers, which will create the biggest parking problems in ski history next to the biggest parking clusterfuck in history at Vail, but who gives a shit, because people still have to work during the week, while the lucky suckas get to enjoy the peace and tranquility of the greatest ski area on earth during the week..

Friday, February 10, 2017

I LOVE MAKING ANNOYING SKI VIDEOS...

and I don't care what you think about it.
Legending is what it is called, and it can be found with #legending. It takes me 55 minutes to drive from my home to be ON the Pali chair and Legending. When I lived in Eagle, it was over an hour to drive, boot up, pay $25 fucking dollars to park, then walk 1/4 mile to the line at the Gondola at Vail. I ski more than 95% of the people I know that live in Eagle County. #whatsthepoint

Wednesday, February 1, 2017

MOTORS IN BIKES, MAGNETS IN WHEELS

So how are we going to figure out this motor in the downtube and magnet in the wheels thing at th pro and amateur level? Seems like if you have the cash, that is a pretty simple minded way to gain that unfair advantage and win that floor pump from the guy who has busted his ass training to get to the same place on the podium. How do we randomly and affordably test to get rid of the latest scourge in the long train of scourge in the world of cycling? There is not much difference between going to the needle or mechanical technology of mini motors to me. For those of you who are weak, insecure and low self-esteemed pussies who continue to not want to work hard enough to get to the top, you make me sick to my stomach. You spineless bastards (and bitches) continue to steal from the honest, hardworking and clean riders and have denied them the opportunity to make a living doing what they love and respect, or to at least win a nice floor pump. Shame on all of the cheats, I hate all of you douche bags. 

See the story from 60 minutes
HERE
And then there is always this....