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Wednesday, September 29, 2010

CONTADOR BUSTED FOR DOPING

Multiple time Tour De France Champion Alberto Contador has reportedly tested positive for a banned substance while competing in the Tour. He of course is claiming to be innocent and claims this is just a mistaken case of food poisoning. Below is what Contador's publicist Michael Rassmussen says Alberto found in his cheeseburger after stage 8 of last years tour. Good thing Alberto did'nt swallow this bad boy. Could you imagine the discomfort passing this thing through your rectum? I can see where that might be a problem.
The Burger in Question
Contador immediately following pounding the albuterol laced burger, just about to blow chunks.

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