Saxo Bank Team Manager Bjarne Riis has jacked two of his top riders from the Vuelta for pounding alcoholic beverages after a stage of the Vuelta. Andy Schleck and Stuart O'Grady decided to go find the bottom of the bottle just to deal with their douche bag team manager and since the decision to leave Saxo had already taken place, Riis was looking for just the opportunity to tell these two raging alcoholics to go "fuck off" in his native tongue (because Riis has never had a cocktail after a particularly long, tough bike ride), and this insane drinking binge provided just that opportunity. Hence, the three ring circus of professional road cycling is currently negotiating with Barnum and Bailey to try and figure out just how to add a fourth ring to their current three ring circus. With that said, Andy Schleck has moved way up to the top of my favorite riders in the "pro" peleton and is personally invited to come to Eagle for a Wednesday night shop ride where we consume huge portions of alcohol and pizza post ride, even after a short ride. We have five different colors of alcohol to choose from after our shop rides Andy, we aim to please, not to banish. Come ride for the red coats, Charlie needs the points.
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