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Wednesday, April 9, 2008

SQUIRT LUBE OFF TO SEA OTTER...


IF ANY OF YOU ROCKED IT OUT AT CULT CROSS THIS YEAR AND CAME TO THE POST RACE PARTY, YOU WALKED WITH A BOTTLE OF SQUIRT LUBE ADDED TO YOUR ARSENAL OF TOP SECRET DRIVE TRAIN LOVE. WELL, NOW THAT THE CAT IS OUT OF THE BAG, SQUIRT IS HEADING TO SEA OTTER FOR FOUR DAYS TO SPREAD THE LUBE LOVE ALL OVER CALIFORNIA APRIL 16-21ST. LOOK FOR KILLER BLOGGING FROM THE SCENE STARTING IN A WEEK, INCLUDING ROAD AND MTB BITS AND PIECES, MAYBE EVEN SOME GOOD OLD REDNECK CAR RACING SHIT FROM LAGUNA AND THE INFAMOUS "CORKSCREW".
WHY DOES SQUIRT WORK SO WELL YOU ASK? WELL IT'S A WATER BASED WAXED LUBE AS OPPOSED TO A SOLVENT BASED WAX LUBE LIKE THE OLD SCHOOL WAX LUBES. IT ALSO HAS A VERY HIGH CONCENTRATION OF WAX PRODUCT IN EACH BOTTLE, NEARLY 40% AS OPPOSED TO OTHER SOLVENT WAX LUBES WHICH CONTAIN AT MOST 15% WAX CONTENT. BEING WATER BASED, IT PENETRATES YOUR DRIVE TRAIN BETTER AND WHEN THE WATER EVAPORATES, WALLAH, ALL THAT IS LEFT IS WAX, WHICH IS WHAT YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR DRIVE TRAIN CLEAN AND BUTTERY SMOOTH.
IMPORTANT....BE SURE YOUR DRIVE TRAIN IS SUPER CLEAN AND DRY BEFORE APPLYING SQUIRT. APPLY LIBERALLY AND DO NOT WIPE IT OFF...JUST GO RIDE!
AND CHECK THIS OUT, SQUIRT IS MADE FROM PATROLEUM INDUSTRY BI-PRODUCTS, IN THIS DAY OF GREEN AWARENESS, YOU CAN NOT CHOOSE A BETTER LUBE TO SUPPORT OUR ENVIRONMENTAL CONCERNS!
SO GO SQUIRT!

4 comments:

  1. What I can say is that Squirt is tops in the most trying conditions,dust,rock,long distance and even water.D

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  2. Cant wait for Squirt to take over in USA

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