LOCAL CYCLIST STARTS HER NEW CAREER AS AMIO HERMALLINI AT THE 18 HOURS OF FRUITA. WITH THE RECENT PURCHASE OF HER EUROTRASH SUPER HOT WHITE MTB SHOES, THE HERMALLINATOR GOT FRUITA OFF TO A SOLID START BY DONNING THE NOW INFAMOUS "MOAB POACHER SKI MASK" AND RUNNING HOT LAPS ON THE RED AND WHITE TOWNIE THROUGH THE HIGHLINE STATE PARK CAMPGOUND. THIS BEHAVIOR WAS DEEMED "NORMAL" AS THE WEEKEND AND RACE UNFOLDED IN FRUITA THIS PAST WEEKEND. IT'S SAFE TO SAY EVERYONE HAD A GREAT TIME AND NOBODY GOT PHYSICALLY HURT, HUNGOVER YES, HURT NO.
Handle Pipes and Knee Tubes
4 days ago
Oh dear God...Is that me???
ReplyDeleteI'd better have another drink.
I have to place blame though on the blogger for my poor choice in accessories. And Benji Fink of course.