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Wednesday, February 24, 2010

ADDICTED TO DOUCHE BAGS..AN OLYMPIC ODESSEY

Finally, a moment in the 2010 Olympics I actually wanted to watch that was on MY television at home LIVE, Nordic combined.
These olympics have been a bit of a breakout to say the least for the USA, I wish we were a bit better at Curling, I could really see myself jumping on that bandwagon and then falling off in a drunken stupor when we won the gold with the last rock, but that does not appear to be happening any Olympics soon. That said, I do enjoy a good ol nordic ski on occasion, I've never claimed to be very good at it, but it's damn fun when you are not stumbling over yourself and falling in the most awkward of fashion.
The USA Nordic Team CRUSHED yesterday on the big hill ski jumping, and then of course right when Colorado was psyched to watch the live broadcast of the hugely anticipated 5k relay for gold where a Steamboat contingent was preparing to throw down a big ol can of woop ass, DOUCHE BAG number one starts unloading bullets on school kids and pre-empts the action and we miss it the 5k relay. Another FUCKING LOSER who did not take his schizo meds (just like the douche bag in Vail a couple of months ago) and decides to go to school, with a rifle, and bang up a couple of good kids. To which his dad responded, "yeah, he had been hearing voices for quite some time but could not afford his medications". Hmmm, any red flags there? Just another reason for affordable med plans. Of course the USA eventually sttod proudly on the podge with Silver. The reason they did not win Gold can be summed up in one word.....WAX.
Then of course, douche bag number two better not head back home to Holland (where they will have cement wooden shoes for him to swim in)but instead should become Korea's favorite adopted son after telling his speed skater to jump lanes and blow his life long pursuit of a gold medal in the penultimate speed skating race, the 5,000 meters.
And then a session at the most famous nordic track within 5 minutes of my home to attempt my onslaught on the 2040 octagenarian Olympics.

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