VERY IMPORTANT RECALL INFORMATION

Toyota has recalled every single car it has ever made because they were "made in Japan" according to their CEO of shit cars. Toyota insists you can continue to drive these vehicles until you have the dozens of repairs needed on each of them as there is only a "pretty good" chance of dying in a crash related to random accelerating, brakes that won't work when you try to slow down from this random acceleration, and power steering that won't work should you have to try and avoid something as you hurl down your neighborhood sidestreet at 120 mph. The only exception to the recall is this 69 Corona as it was built during a "good year" and the car was named after a beer that later became very popular.

Try and re-sell that Toyota now folks.....