BLOODY PRICKS...

Well, it's only been a matter of time before BP Oil was nominated for Douche Bag of not only the year, but possibly the century. I've tried to give these bloody pricks the benefit of the doubt for a month and a half now, but since they have fucked ALL of us it's time to put out the bounty. I would like someone to explain to me, how oil prices seem to be suddenly going down amidst the endless pouring of petro into OUR ocean, when every time there is some other type of disruption or waste of petro prices seem to always go UP, especially at the beginning of the DRIVING season. My initial response is FUCK YOU BP and the rest of you oil hungry, greedy bastards. The only reason prices are coming down right now are to calm the natives, and trust me, the natives down in Louisiana are ready to take some heads TODAY. EVERYONE buy a bike and go ride it. I have friends who live on coastal Alabama, the folks who live here in Colorado have NO idea what is going on down on the coast of OUR country right now. This would be similar to a giant earthquake (man made of course) hitting every mountain town in Colorado and leveling our ski hills, then what the hell would we all do here? Open POT dispensaries so we could just smoke and be too stoned to worry about it, seems like a pretty good choice to me. I'd be willing to bet there are not many BP execs walking the beaches of the gulf coast right now with BP Logos on their shirts, as I'm sure some of dem good ol swamp boyz are waiting for em when the arrive.

The bottom line is this, there are thousands upon thousands of more oil rigs in our oceans all over the world, this is the first fuck up of many to come, BUY MORE BIKES AND RIDE THEM PEOPLE and screw the "drill baby drill" mentality.

BUY MORE BIKES, FUCK OIL. USE SQUIRT LUBE.

You suck BP