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CHEEKY FLY REELS, THE OFFICIAL REEL OF THE FORGOTTEN ANGLER

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

WHY THE CAR INDUSTRY HAS FAILED

1. Because your product sucks?
2. The industry has'nt listened to a damn thing the rest of the world has been screaming in their ears forever.
3. Greedy bastards have been running the show and taking all their buddies along for the ride
How do we fix it?

1. Let em fail like the rest of us are doing right now, basically the "eat shit and die" philosophy.
2. Go buy a bike

OR, THIS IS MY FAVORITE IDEA.
fuck the bailout.
take the 400 or whatever billion dollars these douches are asking for, give it to US (let's say $30,000 a piece for good measure), then we must use the money to go buy a NEW car which gets the entire system up and running, and I end up with a NEW car just like the rest of YOU (with no payments, which frees up more $$$ for us to spend on bikes) who deserve the bail out more than these bastards.
Please vote for me in 2012, that was simple.
Elgee for President/2012

3 comments:

  1. The hubcaps on that Pinto are from a 87 Subaru GL Wagon. Interestingly enough, I had some "disappear" in Breck on New Years Eve 1995. Now I am driving around with some ghetto-Target hubcaps. Can I have them back?
    But, with your plan, I will have a new car soon. Hell-yeah.
    Diesel

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  2. Can't slip anything by BobbyD. Nice call on the Hub Caps. I left Summit in 96 which puts me close to the scene of the crime.

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  3. Couldn't have been you. The person that stole them had to be drunk......
    BD

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