EXPERIENCE, EXPERIENCE, EXPERIENCE!!!

My fellow Americans, Addicted to Bicycles would like to introduce you to the next President of the United States should John McCrank's heart stop ticking or should he blow a brain vein should he win the presidency this coming November. I think these are both fairly reasonable assumptions...

Sarah Palin from Alaska may be throwing out the first ball at a baseball game near you soon!

JUST AFTER THIS PHOTO SHOOT, RUMOR HAS IT SHE WENT OUT AND SHOT THE SHIT OUT OF SOME GRIZZLY BEARS TO HELP DECORATE HER COUCHES...GUESS WE KNOW HER STANCE ON CONSERVATION. I'M GONNA GO OUT ON A LIMB AND BET SHE DOESNT MOUNTAIN BIKE.