Alejandro Valverde was banned from this years Tour De Farce when Italy said no no no to you Mr. Operation Puerto dude. It's a long story, but one of the Tour favorites for sure was tied to the Puerto gig and is not allowed to compete in Italy. OF COURSE, the Tour briefly dips into Italy this year so Valverde is just shit out of luck. So in a nutshell, pro road cycling, which will NEVER be credible again, gets it's 437th black eye in the past couple of years. No wonder no one stays interested in this garbage. As a race promoter, I am prepared to start a "dopers only" pro tour. Could you imagine the field for that one? My gawd the people would turn out, it would be the fastest guys in the world all lined up and ready to drop EPO bombs all day long, that would be awesome. Every racer would be REQUIRED to piss in a cup prior to each stage, if he is clean, he gets disqualified...cheers to that.
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