BUCKY RICE TRIES TO START NUKE WAR.

Condalisa Rice attempted to start WWIII this week when she told and showed the world what she saw GW Bush holding in the men's room at the White House. GW said it was an Intercontinental Missile he was getting ready to fire at Iran but when the actual size was revealed, the world suddenly realized he posed absolutely no threat to anyone but a Chiuaua Dog. When asked what she was doing in the men's room she replied " well, there was a guy in there re-grouting the tile work and I was trying to bumb a slab off of him to fill this huge gap in my front teeth."