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Wednesday, November 19, 2008

DEAR ABBY.......

Dear Abby, I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. I've witnessed the usual signals; the phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with 'the girls' alot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, 'Just some friends from work, you don't know them.' I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my road & mountain bikes so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with 'the girls'. When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bikes, I noticed a slight crack in the down tube of my Independent Fabrication road bike. Is this something I can fix myself, or should I take it back to the bike shop where I bought it?
Warmest Regards;
A Boulder Roadie

2 comments:

  1. You should really sit down and write a book. Then you could take your birkenstocks out of the closet and do a booksigning at the Boulder Bookstore.........

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  2. can I borrow your Birkenstocks? I need a size 11.

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