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CHEEKY FLY REELS, THE OFFICIAL REEL OF BALLS TO THE WALL FISHING

Thursday, November 27, 2008

AND THE WINNER OF THE FIRST ANNUAL MIKE JANELLE MEMORIAL FROZEN TURKEY TIME TRIAL IS

The first MJMFTTT run ever...Jah-No-Brah brings it!


Official Rules of the Mike Janelle Memorial Frozen Turkey Time Trial.


1. All racers must ride the same bike
2. All racers must finish with the Turkey in the Crate, crossing the
finish line without the bird is a DQ.
3. All racers must drink beer
4. All racers must laugh and scream their asses off watching their friends race
5. Each racer must be responsible for "securing" the Turkey in the Crate as they see fit prior to their run.
6. Each racer gets one and only one run
The 12lb. Jennie-O, which took some big hits and skid marks through the gravel, asphalt and horse shit covered course..was awarded to Jimi M.
4 TIME RAAM CHAMPION, JIMI MORTENSON, took the title of the first event with a blistering time of 1:02 and change. Charlie Brown tried to claim victory but was disqualified when he "tossed his turkey" out of the milk crate a third of the way into his lap, which gave Jimi the outright title. More killer vijeo and pictures once I recover from Turkey Day festivities. The event was a smashing hit, next year look for thousands to be there!


The Championship run...

The Great Turkey Blowout. Charlie Brown "Tossing his Turkey".

Kelli screaming into the finish...bird in tow, trust me.

Jeff P railing the last corner HOT

Dogs were diggin the bird once it was "opened" up

Courtney showed and throwed in the Motorola skinsuit (below)

4 comments:

  1. OH MAN. That beats my CRANKSGIVING DAY RIDE in the FREEZING RAIN for sure. I am so poaching that for next year! Maybe I'll call it the "1st Annual West Coast Regional ELGEE Addicted-to-Bicycles Frozen Turkey Time Trial".

    Good stuff LG. Dorkariffic!

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  2. What the heck?

    No Air-or-Scare jump!?!?

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  3. Air or Scare for sure next year...we are expecting a huge turnout next year.

    This event should be the Mike Janelle Memorial Frozen Turkey Time Trial wherever it is held...he would have loved it, and probably won.

    Hope you guys had as fun a Thanksgiving as we did.
    Elgee

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  4. Heck, if I'm around next Thanksgiving, I want in on this race! What a trip! Hope all's well.

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